Disclaimer: This is probably the worst TMI I have ever shared, so you are warned. It's some pretty mature content.
As I have said many times before, I used to party a lot my senior year of high school and into college. Now I'm going to share with you a story from a friend but for anonymity's sake obviously keep her name out of it. The whole world need not know all of her sexcapades.
Hotel parties are never a safe thing. All of the hotel parties I've gone to have turned into disasters. Puking everywhere, cops coming, and regretful sexual encounters. This story involves the later of the three.
When I drink alcohol and break the seal I have to pee every five seconds. That night everyone was gorging. It was quite obvious that 100% of the people at the hotel party were extremely shit faced. We were in a suite so there was a main area and then the bedroom. Bow chica wow wow, except not really. Well, let's just call her Caroline, got a little too drunk and thought that a special guy was really hot. They went into the bedroom and got jiggy with it.
A while later she comes out and starts talking to me about what happened. Everything was good and nothing unusual happened. Until these words came out of her mouth:
"I had to pee because I'm drunk so I just peed while we were having sex... I don't think he noticed."
He never said anything to her about it, so either he didn't notice or he was too embarrassed to admit that it happened and he liked it.
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I too am ending the TMI Thursday ritual because I don't think I can actually top this story. It would just be a failure to even try.
10 comments:
'A friend'... ya right!
Hahaha I knew someone was going to say something like that!
wow. now there's something I've never done.
I was reading it and thought to myself, "It's you and no friend of yours!" Ha but somebody beat me to it...LOL
I think the hot guy thought it was a squirt shower! LOL
I promise if it was me I'd tell you! I have no shame.
Oh I have a story to top this if it's possibly. My friend; a male actually; was drunk and messing around with a girl who did a No. 2 during sex. And told him it was ok... to keep going. Needless to say he didn't and ran out disgusted. Traumatized.
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LOL I think he probably liked it.
I'm never into golden shower. I probably would have freaked out.
OMG this is the funniest!!! How awkward!!
hahaha Wow... good TMI!
holy shit!!
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